New Years Day
January 01, 2026 **1st January 2026 – New Year, Same Tired Dog** Last night was **chaos**. Drunk hoomans shouting, singing, and generally making a racket outside. Then, just as I was deep in dreamland, my hoomans woke me at **midnight** to say *“Happy New Year!”* Excuse me? It was **well past my bedtime**. I had…
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New Year’s Eve
December 31, 2025 **31st December – A Very Dog-Tired New Year’s Eve** Today was another fairly quiet day, mostly because the spare hooman woke up with a cold and wasn’t feeling great. Tragic for her, but unfortunately that didn’t excuse the **usual boring coffee stop**. Honestly, how many coffees does one trip require? Thankfully, the…
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30th December
December 30, 2025 **30th December – The Ultimate Betrayal** They did it again. I am *appalled*. Fellow readers, I cannot believe the audacity — **they took me to the vets on holiday**. On. Holiday. Let me be very clear: **I am not sick**. I do not understand why this keeps happening. At first, I was…
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29th December -Day Trip to Paris
December 29, 2025 **29th December – Day Trip to Paris (Apparently the City of Love)** Bonjour, fellow readers. This morning the hoomans announced we were going to **Paris**. Mum said it’s the *city of love* and also the place where Dad proposed to her, long before I came along. Honestly… irrelevant information. If this is…
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28th December
December 28, 2025 **28th December – A Lazy Day, Muddy Friends & French Attitudes** After another successful **night shift** guarding the hoomans, we all agreed a lazy morning was absolutely necessary. We stayed on the sofa until lunchtime, which suited me perfectly as my leg was still a bit sore. Healing is very important, and…
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Day Trip to Bruges
December 27, 2025 **27th December – Day Trip to Bruges (First Class, Obviously)** As always, I carried out my **night-time security duties**, guarding the hoomans from intruders, suspicious noises, and possibly ghosts. You’re welcome. Unfortunately, despite my tireless service, the hoomans woke up **far too early**, and I had absolutely no intention of getting out…
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Boxing Day
December 26, 2025 **Boxing Day – Cold Paws, Warm Wine (Not for Me Apparently)** I awoke the hoomans at **8am sharp**. A perfectly reasonable time. They were less enthusiastic, but eventually dragged on clothes and took me outside for my “walk”—which, as it turns out, was merely an excuse for *them* to get coffee and…
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Christmas Day
December 25, 2025 **Christmas Day – Santa Paws Delivers** At last… **Christmas Day** had arrived! I woke bright and early at **7:40am**, bursting with excitement. Mum groaned and pulled the covers over her head (classic), while Dad dutifully rolled out of bed, got dressed, and took me outside for my morning constitutions. Reliable fellow, that…
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Christmas Eve – Surprise French Edition
December 24, 2025 Lille Christmas Eve – Surprise French Edition Bonjour, loyal readers! You will *never* guess what happened. The hoomans only went and surprised me with a **Christmas trip to France**. At Christmas! Honestly, I *knew* they’d been acting suspicious all week—far too quiet, far too organised. Very untrustworthy behaviour. Being the seasoned world-travel…
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Adventures of Humphrey 