Day 15 -Haarlem → Homeward Bound 🇳🇱🚢🇬🇧🐾
19 September 2026 Readers, I forgot to tell you something very important from last night. I finally met the resident cat in the hotel lobby. And can I just say… HE WAS NOT VERY WELCOMING. Not welcoming at all. This cat took one look at me, hissed and showed me his fangs. His actual fangs!…
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Day 14 – Haarlem🇳🇱🐾🚲
18 September 2026 Well readers, **today was an adventure.** I woke up fresh as a daisy and, thankfully, the spare hooman took me out to the park at the end of the street for my morning constitutionals. While we were there, a lovely Golden Retriever appeared. **No owner in sight.** Obviously, I made friends immediately.…
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Days 12 & 13 – Lübeck 🇩🇪 → Haarlem 🇳🇱🐾
16 & 17 September 2026 Well readers, the final leg of our European adventure has begun! Yesterday we checked out of Lübeck, had some breakfast and then got into the car for what can only be described as **the never-ending journey**. We drove. And drove. And drove. And then, just when I thought we’d be…
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Day 11 – Lübeck 🇩🇪🐾
15 September 2026 Readers, I have excellent news. I slept like a log last night. 😴 The spare hooman was a very happy lady this morning. Apparently I was much less disruptive than the previous night. Funny that — give me a proper-sized apartment with enough room to turn around and suddenly everyone gets a…
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Day 10 – Copenhagen → Maribo → Lübeck 🇩🇰🇩🇪🐾
14 September 2026 Well, readers, **last night was a bit of a disaster**. My bed was beside the spare hooman, and I simply could not get comfortable. I spent most of the night tossing and turning, which apparently kept the spare hooman awake and made her **very grumpy** in the morning. She claims I kept…
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Day 9 – Copenhagen 🇩🇰🐾
13 September 2026 The Day of the Escalators, Pigeons & One Very Disappointing Mermaid Hello again, fellow readers! Well, today started rather civilised. We headed to a café for breakfast, which was a lovely way to begin the day before setting off to explore **Copenhagen** properly. Our first adventure was the **metro**. Now, readers, I…
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Day 8 – Faaborg to Copenhagen 🇩🇰🐾
12 September 2026 Hello again, fellow readers! Well, this morning I was expecting another boring travel day. I woke up early and Dad took me outside for my morning constitutional. And guess who was still there? THE FREAKY THING. The strange object that moves around the garden without a lead, collar or owner. The robot…
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Day 7 – Faaborg & The Funen Alps 🇩🇰🐾
11 September 2026 Hello again, fellow readers! Well, we all woke up this morning feeling wonderfully rested. And, readers… THE HOOMANS HAD HOT SHOWERS! Finally! After several days of being slightly more fragrant than usual, normal hygiene has been restored to the household. Things were looking up. The spare hooman took me outside to do…
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Day 6– Silkeborg to Faaborg 🇩🇰🐾
10 September 2026 Hello again, fellow readers! Well, this morning the hoomans were up early. Dad let me outside to do my business and then had the **absolute audacity** to get annoyed because I didn’t come straight back inside. Excuse me, Dad? Have you not been paying attention? This place is **far too exciting** to…
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Day 5 – Silkeborg Adventures 🇩🇰🐾
09 September 2026 Hello again, readers! Well, I was having a lovely peaceful sleep last night when, at approximately 4:30am, I heard what could only possibly have been intruders. Naturally, I sprang into action. I barked loudly to alert the hoomans to the imminent danger. And what did I get for my bravery? “Humphrey, shhh!…
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Day 4 – Silkeborg & The Dog Forest 🐾🇩🇰
08 September 2026. Hello again, fellow readers! Well, last night was absolutely **blissful**. We all slept like logs, and for once I decided to let the hoomans have a respectable amount of sleep. Until **7:30am**. Then I woke them. Dad took me outside and… **I LOST MY MIND.** The zoomies took over. Completely. Utterly. There…
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Day 3- Lüneburg to Silkeborg 🇩🇰
07 September 2026 Hello again, fellow readers! Well, last night was absolutely blissful. The hotel was so quiet that I slept all the way through the night until the hoomans’ alarm went off at 6:15am. Frankly, this is how mornings should be. No strange noises. No midnight security incidents. No one needing me to protect…
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Day 2 – Rotterdam to Lüneburg
06 September 2026 Hello again, fellow readers! Well, after yesterday’s epic journey, I was hoping for a nice long lie-in and a relaxing start to the day. But no. At 5:15am, I was awake. Now, before you judge me, I would like to make it very clear that this was not my fault. There were…
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Day 1- Newtownabbey to Hull
September 05, 2026 Hello again, fellow readers! It’s me, Humphrey, international adventurer, professional good boy and apparently the only member of this household who takes his travel responsibilities seriously. I’m off on another **Great Dogventure**! This time we’re heading to **Denmark**, which means I get to tick another country off my ever-growing list of places…
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